Hi everyone,

I don’t think I can win this competition.

I am very normal and I don’t make too many mistakes.

These are just a few episodes that I make one in a million times.

I gave my kids a buttered toast sprinkled with cinnamon for breakfast.

Kids: “Mom!!!! This doesn’t taste right! I can’t eat it….”

Me: “I don’t have time for this. Stop complaining and just EAT!”

Kids: “….”

They barely ate breakfast and went to school. I found out later that I sprinkled ‘nutmeg’ instead of cinnamon.

Please, feel free to try this recipe at home.

#2

When I was working as a staff nurse, I had to drop the patient off at OR and came back to the patient’s room. However, I saw another patient in my patient’s room and totally freaking out inside of me for seconds.

‘How could they bring another patient into my patient’s room this fast! This is wrong. They didn’t even clean the room yet!’

I looked around, but the nurses were not my coworkers. We had North and South ICU wards that were exactly the mirror image of each other. I came to the opposite unit thinking that I was in my patient’s room. To be honest, I did the similar things multiple time there.

#3

Just came out of workout class and grabbed my jacket from the hangers. When I got to my parked car, I couldn’t open the door. I felt the car key in my pocket, but the smart key wasn’t working. And then, the phone started vibrating.

‘Uh oh….this is not my phone.’

I wore someone else’s black jacket, and that person was calling herself to find her jacket.

I guess I should have slept in instead of working out. It’s all from the lack of sleep.

#4

I picked up the kids from school and opened the car door. My car looked a little strange. It was too clean to be mine. My kids were laughing at me so hard. But, I actually didn’t feel bad. I have seen other mom trying to open my car real hard the other day thinking that it’s hers.

I’m buying a custom made pearly orange minivan next time for sure.

At least, I don’t get mixed up my kids with someone else’s.